ON A BUS:
Man: You don't have to stand, Miss. I can you here. I'll just put my briefcase on the floor.
Woman: That's very kind of you.
Man: It's not every day a beautiful woman sits next to me on the bus!
Woman: Thank you, but I'm not usually talking to strangers on the bus.
Man: Yes, this is a special day! I want to make a poem about you. What do you think?
Woman: You don't have to the conversation for my sake. I prefer to ride in silence.
Man: It's no trouble. I can create a poem .
Woman: Well you're on me. I don't want to hear your poem!
Man: You certainly tell it like it is, Miss. You're a very straightforward person.
Woman: I am! Excuse me, but I see an open seat up front. I'm moving.
Man: Nice talking to you!
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