AT THE DINNER TABLE:
Alice: Guess who I today?
Tom: Who?
Alice: Robert Smith!
Tom: Who?
Alice: Robert Smith, the boy who used to cut our lawn.
Tom: I . What does he look like?
Alice: Remember? He had blonde hair and glasses. He was really short.
Tom: Nope. I'm not any kid like that in my memory.
Alice: Anyway, he's starting college. Now he has glasses. He has dark hair and he's much taller. But the fact that he is grown up, he still chews bubble gum!
Tom: Now I remember him! We used to call him Bob .
Alice: Right! Bubble Gum Bob!
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