Tom complains to Jim, a Flyaway Airlines representative, that his suitcase is lost. Jim asks him to fill out some paperwork and assures him his bag will likely be found.

Tom: Excuse me, I just arrived on the flight from Atlanta and my suitcase is missing.

Jim: Did you wait until all the bags were unloaded?

Tom: Yes, I did. My suitcase is not there.

Jim: Here's a card with various suitcases. Which looks most like your piece of luggage?

Tom: It's like this one, and it's green.

Jim: Okay, I'll just have you fill out this paperwork.

Tom: I had all my clothes for a meeting this afternoon in that bag. Now I'm in a bind.

Jim: We'll reimburse you for clothing you buy today for up to $100.

Tom: I'm really pressed for time. I won't have time to go shopping for a new suit now!

Jim: Well, we'll do our best to track down your bag as quickly as possible.

Tom: What if my suitcase is lost for good?

Jim: Baggage usually turns up, so let's cross that bridge when we come to it.

Tom: I'm really up the creek now. It boggles my mind how you can just lose someone's luggage!

Jim: Let me give you a piece of advice. Next time, wear your suit on the airplane.

Tom: Thanks for the advice. Next time I think I'll fly a different airline!